Top 13 Funny Practical Quotes

#1. McCain is the most unifying figure in the Senate. Barack Obama is so far left. Turning to her co-host, Joy Behar, an Obama supporter, she said: Do you want some more Barack Obama Kool-Aid, or what?

Elisabeth Hasselbeck

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#2. I love practical jokes and humor. That there's frankly no joke that I don't think is funny. I love practical jokes, but I don't like being scared.

Mitt Romney

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#3. Hurray', shouted Glokta. 'Porridge again!'He looked over at the motionless Practical. 'Porridge and honey, better than money, everything's funny, with porridge and honey!

Joe Abercrombie

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#4. Certainty a strange Ferris wheel of a statement!

John Allen Paulos

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#5. The cruelest aspect of love ... is its inviolable integrity.

Rick Yancey

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#6. I'm terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they're not funny. I end up saying, 'Oh, no, I'm joking, I'm joking.'

Anna Torv

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#7. If you present your dog to a veterinarian with the instruction to put him to sleep, you would normally mean something very different than you would upon taking your wife or husband to an anesthesiologist with the same words.

Raymond Moody

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#8. I mean really, how could an artistic individual stay grounded in the nitty-gritty of how many minutes per pound meat has to stay in the oven when trying to fathom the creative philosophy behind the greatest artistic minds of the world?

E.A. Bucchianeri

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#9. Mama is funny. She has a great sense of humor and loves a good joke. Loves a practical joke, too.

Reba McEntire

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#10. Reading was hardly as practical a skill as being able to handle a dagger or use Allomancy?

Brandon Sanderson

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#11. People suffer when they pursue a life or chase a dream that doesn't belong to them.

Caroline Myss

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#12. What did the soup say to the tea plate?
"You're too shallow for me. I like deep dish to dip right into!" I still keep my British humour in good taste. No room for egos or rumours.

Ana Claudia Antunes

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#13. You funny thing! So selfish, so practical. Never mind. I will not ask you to kill me, for you would surely find it an annoying task.

Nisi Shawl

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