Funny Porsche Quotes

#1. The problem with Prosperity Theology is not that it promises too much, but that it aims for so little. What God promises us in Christ is far above anything that can be measured in earthly wealth - and believers are not promised earthly wealth nor the gift of health.

Albert Mohler

#2. Everybody has a colon. Everyone over 50 needs to get their colon checked.

Julie Gerberding

#3. Life exists throughout the cosmos and is a consequence of matter in the universe.

Paul Stamets

#4. I can cope with nine of them, so they ought to be able to stand one of me. They could end the tiresomeness and stubbornness by giving me what I want.

Margaret Thatcher

#5. 45Not one of the good promises which the LORD had made to the house of Israel failed; all came to pass.

Anonymous

#6. [The Apostle] Paul's prayer for the Christians at Colosse should always be on our lips: That "God fill you with the knowledge of his will through all spiritual wisdom and understanding" (Colossians 1:9).

J. Oswald Sanders

#7. The moment I start losing friends is the moment I start living the positive way and leave the negativity behind.

Christina Ricci

#8. Porsche is a driver's car - a performance car. That was funny - here's this awesome car, but it's got no cup holders.

Jason McCoy

#9. And I'm sure than in Poland, or somewhere, it is considered cool to drive a Porsche and wear necklaces and black silk, but at least back in Brooklyn if you did those things you were either a drug dealer or from New Jersey.

Meg Cabot