Top 12 Funny Pledge Quotes

#1. Cognition reigns but does not rule.

Paul Valery

Funny Pledge Quotes #32586
#2. You don't want money to make you a social freak where you can only hang out with rich people.

Graham Norton

Funny Pledge Quotes #46762
#3. They're not parallel at all. They're my concerns, but how they're expressed particularly on the page is completely divorced from who I am in my street life.

Chang-rae Lee

Funny Pledge Quotes #276029
#4. Set your heart on doing good. Do it over and over again, and you will be filled with joy.

Gautama Buddha

Funny Pledge Quotes #865601
#5. You cannot expect so much freedom in a land of 1.3 billion people.

Alex Chiu

Funny Pledge Quotes #898054
#6. When I was eleven years old, I gave my life to Jesus. I have no reason to think that he ever gave it back

Michael Fields

Funny Pledge Quotes #1205130
#7. Life is but a momentary glimpse of the wonder of this astonishing universe, and it is sad to see so many dreaming it away on spiritual fantasy.

Andy Mulcahy

Funny Pledge Quotes #1330816
#8. that's the
thing about love
it marinates your lips
till the only word your
mouth remembers
is his name

Rupi Kaur

Funny Pledge Quotes #1511223
#9. I can learn to live with guilt. I don't care about being good.

Holly Black

Funny Pledge Quotes #1529061
#10. A child ... never takes time off as a child; time off does not begin until the principles of order have been accepted.

Heinrich Boll

Funny Pledge Quotes #1585660
#11. The future goal is the thing which produces character in the present.

N. T. Wright

Funny Pledge Quotes #1585849
#12. I am a man ruled by music- I live, die, fight and survive for it.

Corey Taylor

Funny Pledge Quotes #1800791

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