Funny Pleading Quotes

#1. It's not the time to look for excuses.

Rafael Nadal

#2. I knew the end would come, one day. I knew my life deserved to be over. Yet, even knowing that, I was no less fearful.

Stacie Evans

#3. Don't plead with anyone if you were not at fault, you'll only look inferior, stupid and funny, bolster your ego by doing the undoing.

Michael Bassey Johnson

#4. instead of becoming a strong and ardent and generous Catholic, I simply slipped into the ranks of the millions of tepid and dull and sluggish and indifferent Christians who live a life that is still half animal, and who barely put up a struggle to keep the breath of grace alive in their souls.

Thomas Merton

#5. What is society but an individual? [ ... ] The ocean is not society; it is individuals. This was how I managed to gain a modicum of freedom from my terror at the illusion of the ocean called the world.

Osamu Dazai

#6. The constant happiness is curiosity.

Alice Munro

#7. To be known by the public, honestly. People come up and tell them how good I make them feel.

David Alan Grier

#8. Marriage is like pleading guilty to an indefinite sentence. Without parole.

John Mortimer

#9. Oh, get out of the way, Percy," said Fred. "Harry's in a hurry."
"Yeah, he's off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant," said George, chortling.

J.K. Rowling

#10. Enough that in the present case, as in millions, it was not the two halves of a perfect whole that confronted each other at the perfect moment; a missing counterpart wandered independently about the earth waiting in crass obtuseness till the late time came.

Thomas Hardy

#11. The places in which we are seen and heard are holy places. They remind us of our value as human beings. They give us the strength to go on.

Rachel Naomi Remen

#12. Happiness must preclude false indulgence and physic.

Jane Austen

#13. Stand-up is something I just truly love to do, so I'll always go back to it. I'll never stop doing it, that's for sure.

Patton Oswalt