Funny Pleading Quotes

#1. It's not the time to look for excuses. - Author: Rafael Nadal

#2. I knew the end would come, one day. I knew my life deserved to be over. Yet, even knowing that, I was no less fearful. - Author: Stacie Evans

#3. Don't plead with anyone if you were not at fault, you'll only look inferior, stupid and funny, bolster your ego by doing the undoing. - Author: Michael Bassey Johnson

#4. instead of becoming a strong and ardent and generous Catholic, I simply slipped into the ranks of the millions of tepid and dull and sluggish and indifferent Christians who live a life that is still half animal, and who barely put up a struggle to keep the breath of grace alive in their souls. - Author: Thomas Merton

#5. What is society but an individual? [ ... ] The ocean is not society; it is individuals. This was how I managed to gain a modicum of freedom from my terror at the illusion of the ocean called the world. - Author: Osamu Dazai

#6. The constant happiness is curiosity. - Author: Alice Munro

#7. To be known by the public, honestly. People come up and tell them how good I make them feel. - Author: David Alan Grier

#8. Marriage is like pleading guilty to an indefinite sentence. Without parole. - Author: John Mortimer

#9. Oh, get out of the way, Percy," said Fred. "Harry's in a hurry."
"Yeah, he's off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant," said George, chortling. - Author: J.K. Rowling

#10. Enough that in the present case, as in millions, it was not the two halves of a perfect whole that confronted each other at the perfect moment; a missing counterpart wandered independently about the earth waiting in crass obtuseness till the late time came. - Author: Thomas Hardy

#11. The places in which we are seen and heard are holy places. They remind us of our value as human beings. They give us the strength to go on. - Author: Rachel Naomi Remen

#12. Happiness must preclude false indulgence and physic. - Author: Jane Austen

#13. Stand-up is something I just truly love to do, so I'll always go back to it. I'll never stop doing it, that's for sure. - Author: Patton Oswalt