Top 12 Funny Pinoy Joke Quotes

#1. The days, the weeks, the years out here shall come back again, and our dead comrades shall then stand up again and march with us, our heads shall be clear, we shall have a purpose, and so we shall march, our dead comrades beside us, the years at the Front behind us: - against whom, against whom?

Erich Maria Remarque

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#2. Come in,
come in! and know me better, man! I am the Ghost of Christmas Present. Look upon me! You have never seen the like of me before!

Charles Dickens

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#3. The most disgusting four letter word in the English language is 'cage'.

Philip Wollen

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#4. In Tantric Zen it doesn't matter but it does ...

Frederick Lenz

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#5. The discipline of fasting breaks you out of the world's routine.

Jentezen Franklin

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#6. Feeling like I had to lose you for the second time ... " He shook his head, and I thought I saw tears under his eyes. "I don't think I could bear it. You're everything to me, Elizabeth.

Michelle Madow

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#7. The truth about injustice always sounds outrageous.

James H. Cone

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#8. I never minded being thought of as a pop star. People have always thought I wanted to be seen as a serious musician, but I didn't, I just wanted people to know that I was absolutely serious about pop music.

George Michael

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#9. Whether you need to remember the past or not, It changes nothing but gives the best choice for the future that makes You always to remember your past.

Auliq Ice

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#10. Phones were created as social tools. Smartphones are especially good at being social, integrating text, voice, video and images in an endless number of apps that can serve a user's needs, and all without the need for a web-based social network.

Keith Teare

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#11. Don't wait for a more convenient day to discipline your mind!

T. B. Joshua

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#12. Secrets are what can ease or crush a soul, mend or destroy a heart, and rescue or murder a life.

Alexis Hurley

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