Top 16 Funny Pin Up Quotes

#1. I'm one of those people who was meant to have a very ordinary life. I have no special talent, no great beauty, nothing that distinguishes me from a hundred, thousand other girls. But I can't go through an entire lifetime without at least one night of magic.

Lisa Kleypas

Funny Pin Up Quotes #57167
#2. I wish I knew what you were talking about," she returned. "Where's
the pin?"
"Pin?"
"Yes. Pin. To fasten the diaper. The kid can't hold the thing up with
two hands.

Emma Goldrick

Funny Pin Up Quotes #147617
#3. I think it's [concern about global warming] mainly just like little kids locking themselves in dark closets to see how much they can scare each other and themselves.

Richard Lindzen

Funny Pin Up Quotes #164015
#4. I never know what I'm going to write next, and when I think I do I usually turn out to be mistaken.

Lawrence Block

Funny Pin Up Quotes #265675
#5. Xcor's own hand trembled as he reached forth. Grasping Wrath's palm, he kissed the ring and then placed it upon his bowed forehead. "Fore'ermore, I pledge my allegiance unto to you and yours, serving none other." Both

J.R. Ward

Funny Pin Up Quotes #588727
#6. Prayer is the Word of God which comes to you when you are silent enough, still enough and expectant to receive it.

Joel S. Goldsmith

Funny Pin Up Quotes #672569
#7. I heard a preacher say recently that hope is a revolutionary patience; let me add that so is being a writer.

Anne Lamott

Funny Pin Up Quotes #693736
#8. I am Melody Malone, with ice in my heart and a kiss on my lips. In the city that never sleeps and should never blink, mysteries are my business.

Melody Malone

Funny Pin Up Quotes #713585
#9. Do I look like the kind of person who wastes time turning goats into pin cushions?

L.J.Smith

Funny Pin Up Quotes #808630
#10. Kisses are the remnants of paradise.

Joseph Conrad

Funny Pin Up Quotes #976013
#11. Time moves funny and it's hard to pin down. Occasionally, time offers you a hundred opportunities to do the right thing. Sometimes, it gives you only one chance.

Pat Conroy

Funny Pin Up Quotes #1465868
#12. Then Sister Aquinata abandoned the nonviolent methods and produced a rolling pin from somewhere.

Mary Robinette Kowal

Funny Pin Up Quotes #1509386
#13. The most vital question to ask about all who claim to be Christian is this: Have they a soul thirst for God? ... Is their life centered on Him? Do they press forward more and more that they might know Him ...

David Lloyd-Jones

Funny Pin Up Quotes #1571645
#14. Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs

Josh Stern

Funny Pin Up Quotes #1584860
#15. His heritage to his children wasn't words or possessions, but an unspoken treasure, the treasure of his example as a man and a father.

Will Rogers Jr.

Funny Pin Up Quotes #1781907
#16. People can put you down, and they will but Allah will never abandon you, so long as you don't.

Nouman Ali Khan

Funny Pin Up Quotes #1826190

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