Funny Piggy Sayings

#1. I don't believe in predestination, even though I was raised a Presbyterian. - Author: Shelley Long

#2. There is plenty of room in the world for mediocre men but there is no room for mediocre women. - Author: Madeleine Albright

#3. If my mama and daddy would've stayed together, one of them would've been dead, and the other would have been locked up for it. - Author: Trick Daddy

#4. My sole motive is to inform the public as to that which is done in their name and that which is done against them. - Author: Edward Snowden

#5. God the first garden made, and the first city Cain. - Author: Abraham Cowley

#6. It looks like Animal and Miss piggy had sex," I said. "And this was the spawn."
"My eyes!" Boomer cried. "My eyes! I can't stop seeing it now that you've said it! - Author: David Levithan

#7. When you love someone, show them in words AND deeds. To hear you're loved is nice but to feel loved is incredible. - Author: Nina Guilbeau

#8. A cosmic mystery of immense proportions, once seemingly on the verge of solution, has deepened and left astronomers and astrophysicists more baffled than ever. The crux ... is that the vast majority of the mass of the universe seems to be missing. - Author: William Broad

#9. Heightened awareness often gives the illusion that a problem is lessening. This is most often not the case. It may mean simply that a problem has become so widespread it can no longer remain hidden or be ignored. - Author: Bell Hooks

#10. Love is friendship. Love is happiness. - Author: Lailah Gifty Akita

#11. People are bringing shotguns to UFO sightings in Fife, Alabama. I asked a guy, "Why do you bring a gun to a UFO sighting?" Guy said, "Way-ul, we didn' wanna be ab-duc-ted." If I lived in Fife, Alabama, I would be on my hands and knees every night praying for abduction. - Author: Bill Hicks

#12. inspiration is receiving a message from the Divine and then acting on it. Intention works and brings results; inspiration works and brings miracles. Which do you prefer? - Author: Joe Vitale

#13. There are more fakers in business than in jail. - Author: Malcolm Forbes

#14. If you look at the statistics, people spend most of their time in the kitchen. Aside from the backyard, it's one of my favorite places to renovate. - Author: Vanilla Ice

#15. Pipe-smokers spend so much time cleaning, filling and fooling with their pipes, they don't have time to get into mischief. - Author: Bill Vaughan

#16. If something is wrong, it'll prove to be wrong in the wash, and if it's right, you don't want to not expose yourself to it - so I read everything, no matter how horrible it gets. You listen and take it in and if it doesn't sway you, you'll know you considered it. - Author: Roberto Orci