Funny Phonics Quotes

#1. I was a literature major in college and that was my thing, books.

Jodie Foster

#2. As iron cast into fire loses its rust and becomes glowing white, so he who turns completely to God is stripped of his sluggishness and changed into a new man.

Thomas A Kempis

#3. I was fat! I was pustule-rich! I looked like a pink human grenade! When did I blossom into the irresistible little orchid that I am now? I don't know. Getting taller helps. It spreads out a bit.

Dylan Moran

#4. And if something should be found, particularly in the first part of the dissertation, that one is generally not accustomed to come across in scholarly writings, the reader must forgive my jocundity, just as I, in order to lighten the burden, sometimes sing at my work.

Soren Kierkegaard

#5. A poet is a feeling, sentient being, not a word machine.

Marty Rubin

#6. You and I more than anyone else in the universe are perfect for each other.

Karen Marie Moning

#7. Lovely as a spring day but not the sort to make one envious, any more than one would envy the sun its ability to shine.

Julie Anne Long

#8. I'm compelled and dedicated to transmitting emotions and I care for very little else.

Sidney Nolan

#9. When you can laugh about something, you know it is healed.

Alan Cohen

#10. Stardom is only a by-product of acting. I don't think being a movie star is a good enough reason for existing.

Natalie Wood

#11. You've gone and sewn me to this bed,
The taste of you and me,
Will never leave my lips again,
Under the blinding rain,
I wanna hold your hand so tight,
I'm gonna break my wrist,
And when the vultures sing tonight,
I'm gonna join right in.

Pierce The Veil

#12. Don't wish it was easier wish you were better. Don't wish for less problems wish for more skills. Don't wish for less challenge wish for more wisdom

Jim Rohn

#13. They can't hurt me. Sure, they can crush you and kill you. They can lay you out on 42nd and Broadway and put hoses on you and flush you in the sewers and put you on the subway and carry you out to Coney island and bury you on the Ferris wheel. But I refuse to sit here and worry about dying.

Bob Dylan

#14. Men aren't in touch with their emotions, and don't share enough [?]

Meg Cabot

#15. The Government goes after the little guys, not their own.

Kenneth Eade