Funny Pet Dog Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 13 Funny Pet Dog Quotes

#1. My favorite type of pet has always been a dog. They're loyal, kind, and offer endless affection. My friend Eric says, 'The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.' Funny thought. - Author: Brendon Urie
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#2. Everyone knows that gays have served honorably in the military since at least the time of Julius Caesar. - Author: Barry Goldwater
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#3. My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not. - Author: Anna Held
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#4. My sister wanted a cat for a pet ... I wanted a dog, so they bought a cat and taught it to bark. - Author: Chic Murray
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#5. Amnesty is a big billboard, a flashing billboard, to the rest of the world that we don't really mean our immigration law. - Author: Richard Lamm
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#6. The best cure for a stick up your butt is a dog to play fetch with. - Author: Ryan Lilly
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#7. I bring my dogs on set with me, and my little dog Karoo is smart as a whip. She knows where the craft-services food tables are, so anytime I can't find her, I know she has found her way to that area. She's a funny dog. - Author: Hilary Swank
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#8. Mrs. Campbell once attempted to smuggle her pet Pekingese through customs by tucking him inside the upper part of her cape. "Everything was going splendidly," she later remarked, "until my bosom barked." - Author: Mrs. Patrick Campbell
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#9. You've got to understand that the world's full of men who are little better than animals ... Problem is that a man is different from an animal. In the quiet afterward we know when we've done wrong. - Author: David Anthony Durham
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#10. It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it? - Author: Eleanor Porter
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#11. I've always had this idea that I wanted movies to make people better not worse. - Author: Jodie Foster
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#12. A pekingeese is not a pet dog; he is an undersized lion. - Author: A.A. Milne
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#13. How you speak and the words you use tell much about the image you choose to portray. Use language to build and uplift those around you. - Author: Thomas S. Monson
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