Top 14 Funny Pessimistic Love Quotes
#1. Watson."
"What?"
"I'm sorry I picked a fight with you," Holmes said sleepily. "But you should know I had a good reason."
"I know, I was being an idiot."
"No, it wasn't your fault. The note said you'd be killed if you stayed, so I fixed it. I was horrible until you went away.
Brittany Cavallaro
#2. I always wanted to entertain. When I was six, a scrawny, scrawny kid, I'd get in my red speedo and do muscle moves. I actually thought I was muscular. I didn't know everyone was laughing at me.
Ryan Gosling
#4. What kind of love is it that requires an angel and only an angel for its commitment?
Toni Morrison
#5. You want to go to a summer concert and not watch a band staring at its shoes for six hours and complaining.
Bret Michaels
#6. It's definitely a necessity to make split-second decisions when you're doing gymnastics because things don't always go perfect.
Jacob Dalton
#7. Think for one minute of those who have loved you up into this day.
John Green
#8. In women's destiny everything goes downhill except for thought, whose immortal nature it is to keep constantly rising.
Madame De Stael
#9. Every 'No' gets me closer to a 'Yes'.
Mark Cuban
#10. Now that we've compared the equivalent of our supernatural dicks, why don't you answer my question?
Jeaniene Frost
#11. Under Colonel Korn's rule, the only people permitted to
ask questions were those who never did.
Joseph Heller
#12. Women are constituted in such a way that all truth (regarding men, love, children, society, the purpose of life) disgusts them, and in such a way that they try to revenge themselves on anyone who opens their eyes.
Friedrich Nietzsche
#13. The Celtic ideal for clothing was that it had to be easy to move in if you needed to fight and easy to take off if you wanted a quickie.
Kevin Hearne
#14. We shall find true happiness once you have learnt to accept your loneliness.
Adhish Mazumder
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