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Top 14 Funny Passing Gas Quotes

#1. I wrote a novel, Ghost Road Rules, and as soon as it was done and polished, I began reaching out to agents. I ignored the frequent advice to 'shoot low and try for a low-level agent because they're the only ones that will take a flyer on a new author.' That sounded like bad advice to me. - Author: Jonathan Maberry
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#2. A name isn't a person,' Ga said. 'Don't ever remember someone by their name. To keep someone alive, you put them inside you, you put their face on your heart. Then, no matter where you are, they're always with you because they're a part of you. - Author: Adam Johnson
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#3. So also in culture. Infinite players understand that the vigor of a culture has to do with the variety of its sources, the differences within itself. The unique and the surprising are not suppressed in some persons for the strength of others. The genius in you stimulates the genius in me. - Author: James P. Carse
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#4. Spent most of the time talking to the Intelligent people just Incase to Increase your IQ - Author: K.C Tshwaane
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#5. [If] I'm talking about something, that doesn't mean I'm necessarily doing it. - Author: Clint Black
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#6. In my heart, I'm an Alabaman who went up north to work. - Author: E. O. Wilson
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#7. I knew I would stay in this town when I found the blue enamel pot floating in the lake. The pot led me to the house, the house led me to the book, the book to the lawyer, the lawyer to the whorehouse, the whorehouse to science, and from science I joined the world. - Author: Leslie Daniels
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#8. I will not find peace with her. But there will be no greater passion. - Author: Michelle Hodkin
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#9. I've never read 'Pride and Prejudice and Zombies,' although I certainly know what that is. And what I love about that concept is as much as it's a zombie story, it's also 'Pride and Prejudice.' - Author: Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa
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#10. There's over 2000 donkeys in this tournament and I had to be at the table with none of them. - Author: Mike Matusow
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#11. St John Rivers: What will you do with all your fine accomplishments? Jane Eyre: I will save them until they're wanted. They will keep. - Author: Charlotte Bronte
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#12. We Liberals like to think our thoughts aren't controlled. We pride ourselves on our independent thinking. We know we shouldn't believe everything we read. We realize the media is skewed, we know it's owned by a small group of people, we realize it's biased, etc. - Author: Marianne Williamson
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#13. If we learn not humility, we learn nothing. - Author: John Jewel
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#14. Three centuries after the appearance of Franklin's 'Courant', it no longer requires a dystopic imagination to wonder who will have the dubious distinction of publishing America's last genuine newspaper. Few believe that newspapers in their current printed form will survive. - Author: Eric Alterman
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