Funny Pap Smear Quotes

#1. It's not that blue-collar philosophy is misunderstood, it's that blue-collar philosophy shouldn't exist in the first place. The ultimate question is not the justification of ones existence when your belly screams for sustenance? People are hungry god damn it!

Mick Lexington

#2. Is this what war is?
Is this what men want so much?
Is this sposed to make them men?

Patrick Ness

#3. It's OK to have a plan, to invest in your future - for your financial security, your love life, your personal fulfillment, and even your happiness. To have personal happiness as a stated goal doesn't detract from it if you get there.

Karen Finerman

#4. My very first book was a games collection of Anatoly Karpov. On the whole I was attracted by positonal play with some tactics, and already then I was aiming for universality.

Vladimir Kramnik

#5. I like to do all the talking myself. It saves time, and prevents arguments.

Oscar Wilde

#6. A desire to resist oppression is implanted in the nature of man.

Tacitus

#7. I'm pretty skeptical about Hollywood and its fascination with the sequel and the franchise.

Joel Edgerton

#8. Belts distract the eye from a bloated tummy, a heavy-set upper body and all manner of sins. They can be a superb way to update your wardrobe without breaking the bank, and there's no reason to stop wearing them, ever!

Twiggy

#9. People who live with largeness of soul are occupied by large problems.

John Ortberg

#10. I would exchange every painting of Christ for one snapshot.

George Bernard Shaw

#11. The speculators deadly enemies are: Ignorance, greed, fear and hope. All the statute books in the world and all the rules of all the Exchanges on earth cannot eliminate these from the human animal.

Edwin Lefevre

#12. How she has held her shit together and clawed her way back to becoming a functioning human being again, I will never know. I couldn't have done it, but she did, and with the help of Cam, she's in a good place.

Lesley Jones