Top 15 Funny Owing Money Quotes

#1. This is one of the most ancient, most evil books of black magick known to man."
"Where did you get it?"
"eBay.

Robin Reed

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#2. Women are one half of society which gives birth to the other half so it is as if they are the entire society.

Ibn Qayyim Al-Jawziyya

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#3. We kill time; time buries us.

Machado De Assis

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#4. But there have been human hearts, constituted just like ours, for six thousand years. The same stars rise and set upon this globe that rose upon the plains of Shinar or along the Egyptian Nile and the same sorrows rise and set in every age.

Henry Ward Beecher

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#5. I am absolutely blessed and I'm very grateful for where I am today.

Geri Halliwell

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#6. It's a horrible idea that God, this paragon of wisdom and knowledge, power, couldn't think of a better way to forgive us our sins than to come down to Earth in his alter ego as his son and have himself hideously tortured and executed so that he could forgive himself.

Richard Dawkins

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#7. They will pay. I am the Lord of the Morning

Robert Jordan

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#8. If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?

Steven Wright

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#9. It's just assumed that a horror sequel is going to be bad. It's never going to be as good as the first one.

Eli Roth

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#10. The real goal of AI is to understand and build devices that can perceive, reason, act, and learn at least as well as we can.

Astro Teller

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#11. There has been a concerted effort to frame caring about climate change and the environment as an alternate religion - one that worships the creation rather than the creator, so to speak.

Katharine Hayhoe

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#12. In order to pursue excellence one must recognize mediocrity.

Geoffroy Birtz

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#13. Thousands of desires, each worth dying for...
Many of them I have realized...yet I yearn for more...
Why should my killer (lover) be afraid? No one will hold her responsible,
For the blood which will continuously flow through my eyes all my life.

Avinash Advani

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#14. Some people say, 'Do you have any theories on acting?' And I say, well maybe: I think you can start with zero and end with zero. You don't have to go anywhere, you don't have to go for the result.

Robert Duvall

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#15. What interesting other kinds of sitting-up mud I met!" "I loved everything I saw!

Kurt Vonnegut

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