Top 12 Funny Outing Quotes

#1. A stroke is a very difficult thing. You get depressed ... What I found was this: the cure for depression is to think of others, to do for others. You can always find something to be grateful for.

Kirk Douglas

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#2. Dean Martin's pancreas, who overheard his liver singing I got a right to sing the blues. Never got a dinner!

Red Buttons

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#3. I said in 2008 the media is dead in America. Journalism's dead.

Sean Hannity

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#4. I didn't want to repeat my parents life. I saw in their lives a routine and a lack of dreaming, a lack of the possibilities, a lack of passion. And I didn't want to live without passion.

Hugh Hefner

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#5. Make a list of goals for every year, tick them off & reward yourself when you achieve each one. Will give much discipline in your life.

Ziad K. Abdelnour

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#6. I no longer really have faith in the album anymore. I no longer have faith in the song,

Sufjan Stevens

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#7. I wondered if he ever thought of me, and hated the pang I felt when I told myself he didn't.

Sarah Dessen

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#8. I think newspapers shouldn't try to compete directly with the Web, and should do what they can do better, which may be long-form journalism and using photos and art, and making connections with large-form graphics and really enhancing the tactile experience of paper.

Dave Eggers

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#9. I deliberately spilled the black ink of despair because my perfect soul was a stained glass illusion - can you understand that? ...

John Geddes

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#10. Do not try to become anything. Do not make yourself into anything. Do not be a meditator. Do not become enlightened. When you sit, let it be. What you walk, let it be. Grasp at nothing. Resist nothing.

Ajahn Chah

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#11. I shall not be satisfied unless I produce something which shall for a few days supersede the last fashionable novel on the tables of young ladies.

Thomas Babington Macaulay

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#12. Everything's going to be fine. Sooner or later you're going to find someone who knocks you right off your feet. Someone who makes you feel alive. Someone who kisses you and makes your knees weak. Relationships are complicated enough as it is. It's not worth settling for anything less.

Lindsey Kelk

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