Funny Organizing Sayings

#1. A democracy cannot function effectively when its constituent members believe laws are being bought and sold. - Author: John Paul Stevens

#2. Better a good decision quickly than the best decision too late. - Author: Harold Geneen

#3. November was here, and it frightened her because she knew what it brought - cold upon the valley like a coming death, glacial wind through the cracks between the cabin logs. But most of all, darkness. Darkness so complete - Author: Eowyn Ivey

#4. We are ourselves our happiness. - Author: Letitia Elizabeth Landon

#5. That was Hera," Thalia grumbled. "Her Majesty, the Loose Cannon." "That's it, Thalia Grace," said the goddess. "I will turn you into an aardvark, so help me - - Author: Rick Riordan

#6. Spread a little sunshine wherever you go. - Author: Heather Wolf

#7. It [masturbation] too often leads to grievous sin, even to that sin against nature, homosexuality. For, done in private, it evolves often into mutual masturbation - practiced with another person of the same sex - and thence into total homosexuality. - Author: Spencer W. Kimball

#8. I can only be me. - Author: Jonathan Anthony Burkett

#9. There are writers who do start doing the same thing again and again and almost inevitably fall into self-parody. - Author: Tobias Wolff

#10. All of a sudden, he began to laugh. Had I said something funny? Had he? How long had I been spacing out for, slowly growing conscious that my fate was in the hands of a group of college kids who'd kill me off just for a laugh.
Little did they realize that I was organizing a revolt. - Author: The Harvard Lampoon

#11. Maid
of the luminous grey-eyes,
Mistress
of honey and marble implacable white thighs
and Goddess,
chaste daughter of Zeus. - Author: Hilda Doolittle

#12. His books were the closest thing he had to furniture and he lived in them the way other men live in easy chairs. - Author: Laura Hillenbrand

#13. Where's the truth?" he asked quietly. "What's to be believed? Or does it matter at all? When mass murder's been answered with mass murder, rape with rape, hate with hate, there's no longer much meaning in asking whose ax is bloodier. Evil, on evil, piled on evil. - Author: Walter M. Miller Jr.

#14. I've always found a cornucopia of roles open to me. Wait
did I just say cornucopia? I think I meant plethora. - Author: Danny Nucci