Top 6 Funny Open Enrollment Quotes

#1. You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?

Neil DeGrasse Tyson

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#2. Why don't suicide bombers smuggle bombs in their rectums?

Mary Roach

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#3. I loved being on set when I was younger.

Emma Roberts

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#4. Love isn't about honesty. It's about protecting the people you love from things that will hurt them.

Simone Elkeles

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#5. My father loved 'Godard and Truffaut.' He was more artsy. My mom loved the 'Bourne' trilogy; she likes big blockbusters. She loved that I did 'I Am Legend.' My passion for acting came with my passion for movies.

Alice Braga

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#6. Inflation is the parent of unemployment and the unseen robber of those who have saved.

Margaret Thatcher

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