Funny Online Banking Quotes

#1. SM is an abbreviation of both stock market and sadomasochism
and there are those who think they are one and the same. - Author: Malcolm Forbes

#2. This vehicle is performing like a champ. I've got a super spaceship under me. - Author: Robert Crippen

#3. The day that I ever become hip ... please shoot me and put me outta my misery! - Author: Meat Loaf

#4. 'Unbelievers' was a song that we felt like we could tackle, so that's one of the reasons we wanted to start playing it live, we really believed in that song and we still believe in that song a lot. - Author: Rostam Batmanglij

#5. Look at her. She does blossom under kindness. Just like a rose, opening her petals. - Author: Sylvain Reynard

#6. Conversion is not a single prayer. Conversion is pilgrimage. - Author: Diana Butler Bass

#7. I've really learned to compartmentalize the different parts of my life. I work really hard. - Author: Terrence J

#8. You treat characters like people you meet in life-friends or mentors. - Author: Wes Bentley

#9. The 'value added' for most any company, tiny or enormous, comes from the Quality of Experience provided. - Author: Tom Peters

#10. Heroism isn't a one time thing: Live Heroically. - Author: Jim MacLaren

#11. Good has become bastardized, made to look evil by evil claiming to be good until both good and evil are lost in the mix."
Griffin, Of Good And Evil - Author: Gerald G. Griffin

#12. Speak to Him, thou, for He hears, and Spirit with Spirit can meet- Closer is He than breathing, and nearer than hands and feet. - Author: Alfred Lord Tennyson

#13. As a democratic society, Malawi has a moral obligation to ensure that each and every injustice, whether through acts of commission or omission, is met with deliberate and tangible action. - Author: Joyce Banda