Funny One Line Inspirational Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 18 Funny One Line Inspirational Quotes

#1. The world is a funny paper read backwards. And that way it isn't so funny. - Author: Tennessee Williams
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#2. So that the new generation that will be born can enjoy happiness.
To pay the cost we will have to shoulder corpses and cross a river of blood
(Riza Hawkeye
Fullmetal Alchemist) - Author: Hiromu Arakawa
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#3. Africa has more dictators per capita than any other continent. - Author: George Ayittey
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#4. Again Mrs Which's voice reverberated through the cave. "Therre willl nno llonggerr bee sso manyy pplleasanntt thinggss too llookk att iff rressponssible ppeoplle ddo nnott ddoo ssomethingg abboutt thee unnppleassanntt oness. - Author: Madeleine L'Engle
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#5. Sailing is just the bottom line, like adding up the score in bridge. My real interest is in the tremendous game of life. - Author: Dennis Conner
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#6. Motivation will keep
you
going forwards,
Hesitation will only
drag you
backwards. - Author: Mouloud Benzadi
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#7. Lotto fever hit New York again this week, and like the old saying goes, 'You gotta be in it to win it' ... but first, you gotta have a dead end job so pathetic you're willing to kill five hours standing in line for a 1 in 25 million chance. - Author: Dennis Miller
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#8. Education should enable a student to think rationally, critically, and ultimately to understand, accept, and adapt with new and old ideas. - Author: Debasish Mridha
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#9. I never mind scrubbing floors, vacuuming or bending and carrying stuff. Each time I do it I think, this is instead of going to the gym. - Author: Joanna Lumley
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#10. ..the women's movement never left the father Dick's side....We got a share of genocide profits and we love it...If we're Dick's sister and want what he has gotten, then in the end we support that system that he got it all from. - Author: Mary Barfoot
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#11. In my daughter's eyes, I am a hero, I am strong and wise, and I know no fear, but the truth is plain to see, she was sent to rescue me, I see who I want to be, in my daughter's eyes. - Author: Martina Mcbride
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#12. The spirituality of the soul is awakening of spirit. - Author: Lailah Gifty Akita
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#13. Tomorrow we can go for a walk in the park, hold hands and blow bubbles. - Author: Ronald Ragan
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#14. And the line up for the final of the women's 400 metres hurdles includes three Russians, two East Germans, a Pole, a Swede and a Frenchman - Author: David Coleman
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#15. Well, the plenty of fish in the sea thing is bullshit," I said. "The other fish are weird, smell funny, or hooked on someone else's fishing line. - Author: L.D. Davis
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#16. And suddenly, with a loud snap, he was free. - Author: Erin Hunter
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#17. Moving makes you feel all alone inside. - Author: Barbara Park
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#18. We are going backwards in a field that's supposed to be all about moving forward - Author: Hillary Clinton
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