Funny Olive Oil Quotes

#1. I like fixing things.

Richard E. Grant

#2. Damn the way he had control over me.

Shannon A. Thompson

#3. I've got Asperger's syndrome and I'm not a very good people person, so I've always been more comfortable around machinery. Not in a weird way - I don't want to marry my car or anything stupid like that!

Gary Numan

#4. Brennan's inner jaguar roared to life then with the need to protect this woman- protect my mate, must protect my mate it snarled.

Zoe Chant

#5. When the Past Never Existed
Then There Was No Life.

Petra Hermans

#6. The Vienna Boys Choir decked out in top hats and evil clown make-up could be directly next to me pole-vaulting over giant rotating knives and I'd never know because I'm gazing into the distance deliberating some vaguely imperceptible angst.

Bill Gray

#7. Dreamers are half-way men of thought, and men of thought are half-way men of action.

Christian Nestell Bovee

#8. The spirit of property doubles a man's strength.

Voltaire

#9. If olive oil comes from olives, then where does baby oil come from?

Jane Wagner

#10. I have always been edified by Hebrew prayers.

Moses Hess

#11. one word could change the whole world

Sarah Dessen

#12. Suddenly, just in time, I realised that he was a filthy Hun, so of course I turned my back on him and refused to shake hands. I think he noticed; anyway, I hope so. I hope he felt his position - General Murgatroyd

Nancy Mitford

#13. I'm the king of the 20th century. I'm the boogeyman, the villian, the black sheep of the family.

Alan Moore