Top 11 Funny Oldies Quotes
#1. I hate sandwiches at New York delis. Too much meat on the sandwich. It's like a cow with a cracker on either side. "Would you like anything else with the pastrami sandwich?" "Yeah, a loaf of bread and some other people!"
Mitch Hedberg
#2. You can be stern and forthright, and that's my management style, but when you lose it totally, that's a sign of weakness.
Jon Huntsman Jr.
#3. No single act is entirely redemptive, but all a fallen man has is the first step back.
Frederick Weisel
#4. Always look on the brighter side of life
Eric Idle
#5. An unknown force is calling me
Perhaps the voice of that star perched on the last height
Perhaps the desire to see the spaces that conceal Europe
Helene Baronne D'Oettingen
#6. Fifty-seven countries in the world, a third of the United Nations, do not recognize Israel. In a way, I think North Korea has better international relations than Israel.
Abdallah II Of Jordan
#7. Dreams come true. Without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them.
John Updike
#8. The brain works in a holistic, cooperative way that makes our basest desire or most abject fear as expressive of who we are as abstract thinking of the highest order. That means that we are all equal part snakes, monkeys, and spacemen.
David Amerland
#9. If you play with people who are better than you, then you get better.
Paul Walker
#10. It's like real life: We don't get a preview of what's coming up, thank God, and we don't build our own character from what we're going to be informed with in the future.
Frances Conroy
#11. She looked like she was struggling to find words. "Some people didn't make it out." A melancholy look overcame her beautiful features.
R.R. Virdi