Top 11 Funny Old Wise Man Quotes

#1. If you don't tell people your plans they can't follow along." "They don't follow along anyway," Tyler said. "Most of them do their level best to piss in your well just to piss in your well.

John Ringo

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#2. When you walk into your memories, you are opening a door to the past; the road within has many branches, and the route is different every time.

Xinran

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#3. One event sometimes had infinite ramifications and could change the whole settings of a person's life.

Gustave Flaubert

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#4. WHENEVER SOMEBODY STARTS KEEPING SCORE IN a relationship the relationship begins to die.

Donald Miller

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#5. It is not so much your hostility that injures us; it is rather the case that, if we were on friendly terms with you, our subjects would regard that as a sign of weakness in us, whereas your hatred is evidence of our power.

Thucydides

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#6. In the end we always wear out our worries. That's what Wireman says.

Stephen King

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#7. Steam becomes a mighty power only when it allows itself to be imprisoned in a strong little reservoir, produces tremendous motion and carries huge weights by permitting itself a tiny and measured outlet.

Mahatma Gandhi

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#8. Restoration is a skilled profession. You might even call it an art in its own right, except that it is frowned on to be original. First rule of restoration: follow the intention of the artist. Never try to improve on him.

J.M. Coetzee

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#9. Bettering the lives of others is the role of a person with a servant's heart.

Jim George

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#10. Let me make sure I have this straight. The cavalry just now rode into town and it's a Czech Gypsy porn-star zombie killer. Have I got that right?

Richard Kadrey

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#11. The slave-breeders and slave-traders, are a small, odious and detested class, among you; and yet in politics, they dictate the course of all of you, and are as completely your masters, as you are the master of your own negroes.

Abraham Lincoln

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