Top 15 Funny Old Folk Quotes

#1. Speaking for myself, my first priority is to take care of my family. That's first and foremost.

Yo Gotti

Funny Old Folk Quotes #14445
#2. Do no look for that ideal person to be with, be that ideal person.

Jeffrey Fry

Funny Old Folk Quotes #38887
#3. So there's a lot of people tied into believing that the traditional response to the authorship question. In terms of actors, some people get very angry about it.

Mark Rylance

Funny Old Folk Quotes #114275
#4. What I believe is that when it comes to big things in life, there are no accidents. Everything happens for a reason. You are here for a reason
and it's not to fail and die.

Ransom Riggs

Funny Old Folk Quotes #263091
#5. I don't get to watch Futurama, until it's on TV.

Billy West

Funny Old Folk Quotes #264781
#6. And who should have the money, indeed, if not your wives? They have everything to do with the money. What idea have you, but to waste it!"
"Women waste nothing
they couldn't if they tried," said Aaron Sisson.

D.H. Lawrence

Funny Old Folk Quotes #339526
#7. I keep hoping that as time passes by, we'll regain the ease between us, but part of me knows it's futile. There's no going back.

Suzanne Collins

Funny Old Folk Quotes #444661
#8. I hope one day people don't look at women like they're out of their minds when they want to pick up an instrument and play. And I think we're getting a lot closer to that.

Joan Jett

Funny Old Folk Quotes #532017
#9. He taps his chest with both hands. "Let me introduce you to me. I'm the guy who wants you back. Badly.

Lauren Blakely

Funny Old Folk Quotes #994413
#10. Beware as you get the octopus on board. Suddenly he relaxes his grasp, and shhots out a jet of ink, which smarts considerably.

Wilfred Grenfell

Funny Old Folk Quotes #1211905
#11. The laying of fish on the embers, the taste of the fish, the feel of the texture of bread, the round and the half-loaf, the grain of a petal, the rain-bow and the rain.

Hilda Doolittle

Funny Old Folk Quotes #1403902
#12. The hardest thing I have done is given up power.

Ronald Lauder

Funny Old Folk Quotes #1585863
#13. When I do the permanent projects or the big projects, when a work is finished, that's the beginning of its life.

Andy Goldsworthy

Funny Old Folk Quotes #1681686
#14. Mushrooms are fungus and fungus reminds me of feet and I don't eat feet.)

Soman Chainani

Funny Old Folk Quotes #1793372
#15. I believe that the time has come for women to take more active roles in all domains of human society, in an age in which education and the capacities of the mind, not physical strength, define leadership. This could help create a more equitable and compassionate society.

Dalai Lama

Funny Old Folk Quotes #1825374

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