Funny Old Farmer Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 12 Funny Old Farmer Quotes

#1. A crowd is the only way to know if something works. Telling a friend or two doesn't matter. A crowd is what tells you what works or doesn't, so I'd rather go in front of them cold and see. - Author: Ted Alexandro
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#2. Every second of the search is an encounter with God. When I have been truly searching for my treasure, every day has been luminous ... I've discovered things along the way that I never would have seen had I not had the courage to try things that seemed impossible for a shepherd to achieve. - Author: Paulo Coelho
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#3. I know you want me, Jenner," Bria said in a breathy tone. "Why don't you do something about it? - Author: Kate Baxter
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#4. Joy cannot unfold the deepest truths. Cometh white-robed Sorrow, stooping and wan, and flingeth wide the door she must not enter. - Author: George MacDonald
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#5. If we piled them up, they would reach God.' 'But God does not exist, Comrade Farmer.' 'Nor do the potatoes, Comrade Stalin.' " "Old one." "Jokes only get old if they're good. Otherwise, who keeps telling them?" "People like you who aren't funny? - Author: David Benioff
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#6. He ... boasted an unassuming mustache, which was perched atop his upper lip cautiously, as though it were slightly embarrassed to be there and would like to slide away and become a sideburn or something more fashionable. - Author: Gail Carriger
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#8. If you do not breathe through writing, if you do not cry out in writing, or sing in writing, then don't write, because our culture has no use for it. - Author: Anais Nin
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#9. There was no keenness in the eyes; they seemed rather to be shedding love than making observations; they had the liquid look which tells that the mind is full of what it has to give out, rather than impressed by external objects. - Author: George Eliot
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#10. When I was working a lot, I felt guilty as a parent. I couldn't pick up my son every day from school, bake him cookies and that kind of thing. - Author: Barbra Streisand
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#11. I'd actually rather have a talk show in Australia than even America; I hope I do end up with a talk show. - Author: Sophie Monk
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#12. There are cognitive processes and limbic reactions associated with basic emotions. And you can change brain chemistry, but you're still not going to change memories and experiences in a human being. - Author: Helen Fisher
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