Top 11 Funny Oklahoma Sayings

#1. My parents from a very young age raised my sister and I under a pressure to achieve. They're both attorneys. So good marks, getting through university, there was a huge emphasis and pressure to do well and keep going.

David Schwimmer

Funny Oklahoma Sayings #120242
#2. Today I fulfill my creative side. I want to bloom wherever I am planted!

Louise Hay

Funny Oklahoma Sayings #128861
#3. In choosing a mate, don't pick the tallest and most handsome or the most beautiful. Don't choose one just because that person raises your physical passions. Look for the person who is good from within, the one with substance and worth.

Helen Quist Milligan

Funny Oklahoma Sayings #184043
#4. I just like boys who are good-looking, really! I like people who are tall with a good sense of style. My faves are the indie look, the smart look or the surfer look.

Pixie Lott

Funny Oklahoma Sayings #244327
#5. Would the Protestant Reformation have happened without the printing press? Would the American Revolution have happened without pamphlets? Probably not. But neither printing presses nor pamphlets were the heroes of reform and revolution.

Rebecca MacKinnon

Funny Oklahoma Sayings #305289
#6. Cosmo was halfway through a particularly nasty dream involving two Parasites, Ziplock, and a hair dryer,

Eoin Colfer

Funny Oklahoma Sayings #826225
#7. I doubt Dereck Chisora can knock me out.

Vitali Klitschko

Funny Oklahoma Sayings #828634
#8. I stood there, inexpressibly grateful that my life, for all its terrors, is so filled with moments of grace.

Dean Koontz

Funny Oklahoma Sayings #1057022
#9. I don't think Wisconsin should become known as a state where we shoot cats.

Jim Doyle

Funny Oklahoma Sayings #1066039
#10. Politicians neither love nor hate. Interest, not sentiment, directs them.

Lord Chesterfield

Funny Oklahoma Sayings #1266536
#11. Every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top. My mama, she told me don't worry about your size. She says boys like a little more booty to hold at night. Yeah I won't be no stick figure silicone Barbie doll, so if that's what you're into then go ahead and move along.

Meghan Trainor

Funny Oklahoma Sayings #1331101

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