Funny Offshore Quotes

#1. I have made it a habit not to speculate over the psychological state of our elected leaders.

Wladyslaw Bartoszewski

#2. I have a whole guard room full of brawny veterans who'd enjoy a chance to drag two Eddisians out of here, particularly if you kicked a lot and they could kick you back.

Megan Whalen Turner

#3. I want you to lie to me just as sweetly as you know how for the rest of my life.

F Scott Fitzgerald

#4. I was elected leader of our party, for a new kind of politics, by 60% of Labour members and supporters. The need for that different approach now is greater than ever.

Wes Streeting

#5. The security of a cryptosystem must not depend on keeping secret the crypto-algorithm. The security depends only on keeping secret the key.

Simon Singh

#6. Everything that happens to the poor, the meek, the desolate, the mourners, the despised, happens to Christ.

Thomas Merton

#7. What is more harmful than any vice? Practical sympathy and pity for all the failures and all the weak : Christianity.

Friedrich Nietzsche

#8. Dork," I chastised affectionately. But his cheesy exclamation was something I was okay with. I smiled up at him. His hazels danced with mischief. "Okay," I agreed.

The mischief turned to triumph.

Damn those magic eyes!

Sarah Brocious

#9. The French, I think, in general, are strangely prolix in their natural history.

Gilbert White

#10. They rode on through sunset, and slow dusk, and gathering night.

J.R.R. Tolkien

#11. The subconscious mind has no sense of humor and people often joke themselves into unhappy experiences.

Florence Scovel Shinn

#12. Throughout history, the characteristic feature of the nation state is its monopoly of violence.

Matt Ridley

#13. Don't you ever let a soul in the world tell you that you can't be exactly who you are.

Lady Gaga

#14. Fasting before chemotherapy is definitely something that should be implemented in our oncology wards,

Timothy Ferriss

#15. Health is wealth but wealth is not health

Osunsakin Adewale

#16. Grabbing his very fine, very taut ass in my hands, I squeezed. "I need more coffee to deal with your gift, ace."
Chapter 8, pg 131

Sylvia Day