Top 11 Funny Officer Crabtree Quotes

#1. Don't call me 'gentleman'. I work for a livin'.

Tamora Pierce

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#2. Believe in better, which is a corporate phrase rather than a political phrase. We don't want more. We're not looking for quantity. We're looking for quality. Believe in better suggests intergenerational change. It suggests product innovation. It suggests something better for the future.

Frank Luntz

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#3. Meditation is the only magic that can help you to be free from the mind, can help you to be free from yourself, your past and all the burden of the past.

Rajneesh

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#4. I've fought court battles over my inventions before.

James Dyson

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#5. Ask any human being alive if they're the same person they were seven years ago and they're going to tell you they aren't.

Daniel Alarcon

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#6. You have to pay your dues. And what's nice, after booking a lot of new people ... I counted the other day. We're in September and we've already booked between 30 or 40 people who've never done the show before.

Scott Aukerman

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#7. Talent is a flame, but genius is a fire.

Honore De Balzac

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#8. We can have peace and brotherly love by accepting our responsibility to preserve freedom.

Ronald Reagan

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#9. Your letters got sadder. your lovers betrayed you. kid, I wrote back, all lovers betray. it didn't help. you said you had a crying bench and it was by a bridge and the bridge was over the river and you sat on the crying bench every night and wept for the lovers who had hurt and forgotten you.

Charles Bukowski

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#10. As a reader I loathe introductions ... Introductions inhibit pleasure, they kill the joy of anticipation, they frustrate curiosity.

Harper Lee

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#11. My Grandchildren's smiles arrive long before they do .

Lou Silluzio

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