Top 15 Funny Nurses Sayings

#1. Man was not put on this planet to toil in the mud. Or the god who put us on this planet to toil in the mud is no god I want to have any part of. It's some kind of gnostic demon. It's some kind of cannibalistic demiurge that should be thoroughly renounced and rejected.

Terence McKenna

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#2. For we think back through our mothers if we are women.

Virginia Woolf

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#3. Your authority and my degeneracy are one in the same.

Saul Bellow

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#4. The worst sin that can be committed against the artist is to take him at his word, to see in his work a fulfillment instead of an horizon.

Henry Miller

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#5. There is nothing to be valued more highly than to have people praying for us; God links up His power in answer to their prayers.

Oswald Chambers

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#6. Was he hungry? He'd had an enormous breakfast, but the transition from the glimpse had taken a lot out of him. Did they serve lunch in Hell? Should he have packed a snack? Why was he suddenly thinking about food?

Melissa De La Cruz

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#7. He worked my body as if I were made for him.

Pepper Winters

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#8. To me, my business is my life.

Wayne Huizenga

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#9. You can't know what a book is about until the very end. This is true of a book we're reading or writing.

Lynda Barry

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#10. Even as a very young man, I knew that my family is like a plant. Uproot it, and it will wilt. Pluck away at it, and it will die. But leave it to thrive in the soil, untouched, and it will weather both gods and winds. It is born with the soil, and it will live so long as the soil shall live.

Etgar Keret

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#11. I've always broken out in hives when I go into any organized religious situation.

Jane Hamilton

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#12. We may writhe in agony from pain
Or laugh out loud when we find happiness
As long as we're alive tomorrow will come
we become stronger and keep on living
We were born to live

Miho Obana

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#13. I am ready to serve the people of Afghanistan, particularly in order to restore peace. I will be ready to assume any duty at the service of my people.

Ahmad

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#14. I hate children! I hate them all!

Lindsay Lohan

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#15. What do I have in common with Jews? I don't even have anything in common with myself.

Franz Kafka

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