Top 9 Funny Nurse Gifts Sayings

#1. If one is traveling simply for the sake of traveling," Bly liked to say, "and not for the purpose of impressing fellow travelers, the problem of baggage becomes a very simple one.

Matthew Goodman

Funny Nurse Gifts Sayings #106549
#2. What all great teachers appear to have in common is love of their subject, an obvious satisfaction in rousing this love in their students, and an ability to convince them that what they are being taught is deadly serious

Joseph Epstein

Funny Nurse Gifts Sayings #263957
#3. Where ignorance is bliss, awareness is joy, and self-awareness is orgasmic.

Nityananda Das

Funny Nurse Gifts Sayings #549461
#4. Seriously, this old woman had no idea how close she came to being squashed like a roach. -Sage Hannigan, Contingency

P.S. Martinez

Funny Nurse Gifts Sayings #806485
#5. I'm convinced that frats are the beginning of the end for most of the people who end up running the world. It teaches them to give up individuality, independence, and even their paper for acceptance.

Eddie Huang

Funny Nurse Gifts Sayings #835006
#6. Call me a joker, call me a fool, right at this moment I'm totally cool.

Billy Joel

Funny Nurse Gifts Sayings #1140437
#7. I can play, and I know it; I'm not looking for any pats on the back. I don't have to be endorsed by anybody. I make enough to live and eat, and I'm happy with my music-and that's all I need.

Curtis Fuller

Funny Nurse Gifts Sayings #1453135
#8. The biggest risk is to take no risk. or to take crazy risks.

John Marsden

Funny Nurse Gifts Sayings #1470709
#9. My ideal role would be anything that allows me to play anyone the public is familiar with and to be able to show them that, but in a new light.

Ashley Rickards

Funny Nurse Gifts Sayings #1877670

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