Top 18 Funny Nun Quotes
#1. Redemption precedes morality, and not the other way around.
Ravi Zacharias
#2. Course you can't fucking see, buddy, it's darker than a nun's virgin anus down here.
Charlie Huston
#3. I never said you were supposed to be a jailer, i only said a normal person would have questioned why someone would create a decoy nun and then crawl out the window.
Janette Rallison
#4. Why would any writer in her right mind ever consider making a movie instead? That's like going from being a monk or a nun to serving as a camp counselor for hundreds of problem children.
Amy Tan
#5. Is this your boyfriend?" the first nun asked.
Clair Olivia looked me up and down. "No. This is my gay friend who decided he was straight and single-handedly wrecked havoc at an all-boys school in Massachusetts this fall. He's gay again and home for Christmas, so yay!
Bill Konigsberg
#6. Ladies glisten, men perspire, horses sweat.
-Early Nun Quote, The Old Ursuline Convent (1727)
New Orleans, LA
Diana Hollingsworth Gessler
#7. Granted I am a babbler, a harmless vexatious babbler, like all of us. But what is to be done if the direct and sole vocation of every intelligent man is babble, that is, the intentional pouring of water through a sieve?
Fyodor Dostoevsky
#8. If you want someone to believe in you, believe in others.
Denise Linn
#9. It was important to get things right, especially if you were going to make sayings out of them.
Kim Stanley Robinson
#10. Funny thing about revenge. It could make a killer out of a nun.
Kevis Hendrickson
#11. Rich Mullins was the uneasy conscience of Christian music. He didn't live like a star. He'd taken a vow of poverty so that what he earned could be used to help others.
Amy Grant
#13. Anything that's on television as often as someone on 'The X Factor' is what's successful. That doesn't mean that I condone that or think that it's right. To be honest, I'd be the first to say I think it's a shame. But if that's the way it is then that's the way it is.
Paloma Faith
#14. He's got the kind of body that could turn a nun into a whore.
Brooke Moss
#15. The Nazis believed in a master race. The militant Islamists believe in a master faith.
Benjamin Netanyahu
#16. Beer must be made by food companies. It makes you wander the streets at 3 am looking for things to eat. "What's that, is it moving, get it!! It's a nun! FRY HER!! FRY HER!"
Dylan Moran
#17. Then Sister Aquinata abandoned the nonviolent methods and produced a rolling pin from somewhere.
Mary Robinette Kowal
#18. We are trying to send our message to let the world know what is happening and what will happen to the Maldives if climate change isn't checked.
Mohamed Nasheed
