Funny Nonprofit Quotes

#1. You're a terrorist, notta rebel," Morganith added darkly, "and we're done philosophizing. Give us the lockbox and we'll kill you."
Natasha looked at Morganith uncertainly. "Don't you mean 'or' you'll kill us?"
"No, I mean 'and.

Ash Gray

#2. Economic growth won't feed a growing population living on this finite planet

Phil Harding

#3. You can never escape me. Bullets don't harm me. Nothing harms me. But I know pain. I KNOW pain. Sometimes I share it. With someone like you.

Frank Miller

#4. I still have my Levi's jacket that I bought on the Portobello Road when I was 14, and it's like part of me, you know, it's got oils in it, and it's my comfort, security blanket or something.

Liberty Ross

#5. Religion is made up of unrestrained wishes.

Dorothee Solle

#6. For many sports fans, the onset of fall only means one thing: It's football season!

Marcus Samuelsson

#7. A Unitarian very earnestly disbelieves in almost everything that anybody else believes, and he has a very lively sustaining faith in he doesn't quite know what.

W. Somerset Maugham

#8. Poetry, rather than being a phenomenology of the mind, is a phenomenology of the soul.

Gaston Bachelard

#9. Whose vow can you abide by? You can take a vow of an idol, because an idol has no ownership. You can abide by a vow of a living being, provided he is not the owner of his body, however if he is the owner of his body, you cannot take his vow, because one day he will make you stumble.

Dada Bhagwan

#10. When you think about Twitter, there are people all around the world reporting twenty-four seven, every second. They're reporting what they're seeing and what's happening around them. So there's a lot of potential for breaking news.

Biz Stone

#11. Girls could do most things as well as boys, and some things better.

Louisa May Alcott

#12. Just because I am queer doesn't mean I am queer for you

Maddy Kobar

#13. It's so awful, attacking your child. It's the worse thing I know, to shout loudly at this 50 lb. being with his huge trusting brown eyes. It's like bitch-slapping E.T.

Anne Lamott