Top 11 Funny Nicotine Quotes

#1. When I was in London at NBC, I was the lowest man on the totem pole. I would go to diplomatic receptions to meet people.

Leslie Cockburn

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#2. I was raised as a Catholic, but I got up to go to church because I thought I'd be hit by a bolt of lightning if I didn't.

Chuck Feeney

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#3. Acting is so much about waiting ... waiting for an audition, waiting for the right part to come along. It's nice to write your own thing, write about what you're feeling and then go out and perform them. It's a nice thing to have and not get bored.

Emily Kinney

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#4. Your ma was a leech with bad teeth," she taunted. Onua laughed in spite of herself. "Your da was a peahen. I know chickens with more brains than you!

Tamora Pierce

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#5. God has marvelous ways of taking our worst tragedies and turning them into His most glorious triumphs.

Joseph Stowell

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#6. Now I remember why I hate eating sheep. Horrible, fluffy things that give me hair balls and indigestion. ( Saphira from the Eragon Series)

Christopher Paolini

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#7. A pretty girl will always have the toughest time learning to play golf, because every man wants to give her lessons.

Harvey Penick

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#8. He had to learn that those who treated him in a hostile way did so out of weakness. He saw the hostility and reacted angrily, instead of seeing the weakness and giving reassurance.

Ken Follett

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#9. I decided the poor thing loved crazy people.

Rachel Higginson

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#10. I am for making of terms annual, and for sending an entire new set every year.

John Adams

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#11. Stoner caravan from deep space arrives

Sleep

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