Funny Newspaper Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 31 Funny Newspaper Sayings

#1. Patriotism means unqualified and unwavering love for the nation, which implies not uncritical eagerness to serve, not support for unjust claims, but frank assessment of its vices and sins, and penitence for them. - Author: Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
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#2. Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper. - Author: Mark Twain
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#3. Do you know anything that in all its innocence is more humiliating than the funny pages of a Sunday newspaper in America? - Author: Johan Huizinga
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#4. I am a candid interview and I have a dark and dry sense of humor - a very Canadian sense of humor and I am only learning now stupidly that you can't read tongue. When I say something funny in a newspaper and I meant it to be funny, it doesn't read that way. - Author: Michael Buble
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#5. You learn a lot though when you have kids, I'll tell you what. Did you know when a baby poops its diapers, you're not supposed to hit him with a rolled-up newspaper? - Author: Larry The Cable Guy
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#6. Andrea writes for a newspaper. "This is for the Living section," she says. I know what that means, it used to be the Women's Pages. It's funny that they now call it Living, as if only women are alive and the other things, such as the Sports, are for the dead. - Author: Margaret Atwood
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#7. It's arguably the best newspaper in the world. - Author: Steve Coogan
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#8. A lot of newspaper columns used to be written in a rat-a-tat-tat, fast-paced style - and they tended to be funny. They were a little relief from the grimmer, grayer parts of the newspaper, and one of the best people at doing this was Will Rogers. - Author: P. J. O'Rourke
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#9. ... sentiments which Feliks had already come to recognise as being characteristic of The Times, which would have described the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse as strong rulers who could do nothing but good for the stability of the international situation. - Author: Ken Follett
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#10. If mankind were born tomorrow it would divide into groups; each would scramble to invent their one and only god, and set about butchering each-other. - Author: Voltaire
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#11. Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches. - Author: Rita Rudner
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#12. We don't know what's happened out there since they put us in here, or how many generations have lived and died since they did.We could be the last people left. - Author: Veronica Roth
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#13. I respect knowledge of the psyche. I would be a therapist if I weren't an entertainer. - Author: Jessica Simpson
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#14. Though everyone in the bar knew who he was, no one asked him about the death, though one old man did rustle his newspaper suggestively. - Author: Donna Leon
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#15. But, it was a funny thing: every day something happened that was important enough to be on the front page of the newspaper. She'd never bought it and seen a little sign that said 'Not much happened yesterday, sorry about that'. - Author: Terry Pratchett
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#16. Most people's major life changes don't come from reading an article in the newspaper; they come from reading longer-form essays or thoughtful books, which are much more convincing and detailed. - Author: Aaron Swartz
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#17. What's this business of being a writer. It's just putting one word after another. - Author: Irving Thalberg
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#18. He comes back with the script, and it's racist like a 1940's Newspaper. - Author: Katt Williams
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#19. R.F. JACKABY
INVESTIGATIVE SERVICES
ASSISTANT WANTED
-$8 PER WEEK-
Must be literate and possess a keen intellect and open mind.
Strong stomach preferred.
Inquire at 926 Augur Lane.
Do not stare at the frog. - Author: William Ritter
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#20. I loved writing for the school newspaper. I liked to report and interview people, but I really liked to write columns, funny columns. - Author: Bonnie Jo Campbell
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#21. Grabbed a second slice of toast, gaining a slight growl from Tommy in the process. "Do that again and I'll hit you on your nose with a rolled up newspaper," I told him. - Author: Steve McHugh
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#22. If Canada were really that great, it would be a state. - Author: Daniel Tosh
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#23. Being apart from you is like trying to live without breathing. Think - Author: Lisa Kleypas
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#24. I probably would have gone the M.F.A. route except I was a dad at 19, and it made more sense to go to work for a newspaper and support a kid that way. But the funny thing is, that detour became the most important step in my developing as a novelist. - Author: Jess Walter
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#25. Can't believe the number of tracks I get sent every day now. Everyone is at it! There's no way you can keep up and I have two A&R guys! - Author: Ralph Lawson
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#26. It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. - Author: Navjot Singh Sidhu
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#27. A dwarf on a giant's shoulders sees farther of the two - Author: Leonard Mlodinow
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#28. I think back to some of the things Harry said and some of the things I said trying to be funny. If I said them now, it would be on the front page of every newspaper in the country. - Author: Jack Buck
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#29. We're always looking for the Big Love, the Big High, the next Big Thing to happen. We miss what's in front of us. - Author: Geneen Roth
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#30. Be sure that you are well compensated for illiquidity - especially illiquidity without control - because it can create particularly high opportunity costs. - Author: Seth Klarman
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#31. Amy Carmichael once said, Those who think too much of themselves don't think enough. - Author: Alexander Strauch
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