Top 14 Funny Newscast Quotes

#1. I'm very ambitious, but I also love myself - which means I try to take care of myself.

Fergie

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#2. When you're younger, you have ideas and visions of what you're going to be like when you're older and what love is going to be like and who you're gonna be married to and all of these different things.

Danger Mouse

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#3. We must take the good with the bad; For the good when it's good, is so very good That the bad when it's bad can't be bad!

Moliere

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#4. On a scale from 1-10, my ambition is probably 11 or 12.

T. Boone Pickens

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#5. An interest in ideas is a sign of human life. People are fascinated by what the future is going to be - and the future is going to be an accumulation of ideas.

Thomas Heatherwick

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#6. When a character does something appalling but you still want to root for them, I find that the most exciting challenge to play, if you can pull it off. You're not supposed to like it, but you can't help it.

David Walton

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#7. More great Americans were failures than they were successes. They mostly spent their lives in not having a buyer for what they had for sale.

Gertrude Stein

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#8. The Church does not engage in proselytism. Instead, she grows by "attraction": just as Christ "draws all to himself" by the power of his love, culminating in the sacrifice of the Cross, so the Church fulfills her mission ...

Pope Benedict XVI

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#9. Every time I hear about somebody who wins a never-work-again sum in the lottery but keeps his or her day job I think, not a book person.

Amy Smith

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#10. I have to admit, that's a remarkable bruise. You should be proud; it's quite a feat to get injured in the manner you did and in that ... particular ... place.

Christopher Paolini

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#11. Newspapers are the schoolmasters of the common people.

Henry Ward Beecher

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#12. But what a superb game the three of us are playing. Who is the demon? Who is the liar? Who the human being? Who the cleverest? Who the strongest? Who loves the most? Are we three immense egos fighting for domination or for love, or are these things mixed?

Anais Nin

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#13. Power is the chance to impose your will within a social context, even when opposed and regardless of the integrity of that chance.

Max Weber

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#14. He looked down at me, all sincere and open and with that chaos hair in his eyes and I wanted and didn't want and I had to say something.

Michelle Hodkin

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