Funny News Flash Quotes

#1. Baby, I'm dying for it to be all over this." "Please don't die. You wouldn't get to enjoy this if you did," she says

Georgia Cates

#2. Dr. Lecter took off Krendler's runner's headband as you would remove the rubber band from a tin of caviar.

Thomas Harris

#3. Winners must learn to relish change with the same enthusiasm and energy that we have resisted it in the past.

Tom Peters

#4. To say that God's sovereignty is limited by man's freedom is to make man sovereign.

R.C. Sproul

#5. Like the pioneering Muslim scientists, Al Bukhari insisted on an empirical, organized method in the science of fiqh and hadith

Firas Alkhateeb

#6. It was kind of like they were just giving us a toy to play with, to do whatever we wanted with.

Steve Carell

#7. When we have 'second thoughts' about something, our first thoughts don't seem like thoughts at all - just feelings.

Sydney J. Harris

#8. being of the knower, there is a corresponding

Aldous Huxley

#9. Growth provides novel experiences for youth; decay the same, alas, for age.

Mason Cooley

#10. The eastern savanna shifted from charcoal to deep purple; to the west a feverish orange moon sank into the Kiambu Hills.

Mike Bond

#11. Any good piece of material like Shakespeare ought to be open to reinterpretation.

Denzel Washington

#12. It's important to be thoughtful and mindful about the things you say to other people.

Evan Spiegel

#13. Study everything, but study yourself first.

Ralph Smart

#14. And tell him to paint me a sign, with-"no suicides permitted here, and no smoking in the parlor;" might as well kill both birds at once.

Herman Melville

#15. No one who ever follows their conscience ever does wrong. The consequences may not turn out as we intended; it may prove that we made a mistake. But that is not the same as being wrong.

Robert Harris