Funny New Year New Me Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 13 Funny New Year New Me Quotes

#1. I believe it is the responsibility and duty of those in high-profile positions to give a voice to people whose voices cannot be heard. - Author: Donatella Versace
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#2. My dad was in the army so we moved around a lot and I changed schools every year and had to make new friends, and I found that if I was the funny guy I could do that easier. - Author: Jason Gann
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#3. A 66-YEAR-OLD woman has become the oldest new mum in Britain after giving birth to a baby boy. I'm amazed she needed to have a caesarean section though, you'd think at 66 she would have needed some masking tape down there just to stop it falling out. - Author: Frankie Boyle
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#4. Every short story is an experiment - what one must ask is not only, did it come off, but was it, as an experiment, worth making? - Author: Elizabeth Bowen
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#5. All New Years is to me is for taking down your dumb Christmas decorations. People who put up Christmas decorations, all they're saying is, 'Hey, we're not Jews.' - Author: Rich Vos
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#6. Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you've met your New Year's resolution. - Author: Jay Leno
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#7. My apartment's only about a block away."
"Isn't that handy."
"Fate," he countered as he took a seat on the sofa and made himself at home. "Fantasic, isn't it?"
"One day very soon, I'm going to tell you what you can do with that fate of yours. - Author: Nora Roberts
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#8. If you know anything about me, you know that my life's taken a few unexpected curves and crashes along the way. But hey, at least I can say I took the scenic route! - Author: Naomi Judd
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#9. Welcome to a new year at Hogwarts! Before we begin our banquet, I would like to say a few words. And here they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak! - Author: J.K. Rowling
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#10. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go out and greet those wonderful creatures and say a few nice words in a language invented by Tolkein. I've practiced, but I sound like Chewbacca making a New Year's speech. - Author: Nina George
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#11. God, do I hate my little fat tits. You ever pinch your little meat tits and wish you were dead? You ever just stand naked in the mirror. "You little fat-titted mediocre failure!" You ever do that for 3 hours on New Year's Eve. - Author: Jim Norton
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#12. My new years resolution? I will be less laz ... - Author: Jim Gaffigan
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#13. Listen in silence to the whisper of the winds so that you may understand the song of your heart. - Author: Debasish Mridha
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