Funny New Mother Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 13 Funny New Mother Quotes

#1. I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions. - Author: George Carlin
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#2. Nothing makes you think you might need years of therapy like saying the word breasts in front of your mother. - Author: Katie McGarry
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#3. I wasn't naturally drawn to fashion when I was younger but with my work I'm so exposed to what's out there that I'm hoping my style has become a little more sophisticated. - Author: Natalie Imbruglia
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#4. Laurent, just turned twenty, and possessing an elaborate mind with a gift for planning, detached it from the petty intrigues of the court and set it loose on the broader canvas of this, his first command. - Author: C.S. Pacat
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#5. Contemporary criticism only represents the amount of ignorance genius has to contend with ... Time will reverse the judgement of the vulgar. - Author: Percy Bysshe Shelley
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#6. Medical science is as yet very imperfectly differentiated from common cure-mongering witchcraft - Author: George Bernard Shaw
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#7. I think archaeologists are stuck, and we are losing our past at a very rapid rate. Tens of thousands of sites will be lost, and we've only unveiled a tiny percent of the past. - Author: Sarah Parcak
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#8. What of it? If you don't make a few enemies every now and then, you're a coward - or worse. Besides, it was worth it to see his reaction. - Author: Christopher Paolini
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#9. I have salted my hatred and cured it, stored it in a dark cellar of my mind against the day when I could let it be my only nourishment. The day is finally come, and I will tear into this meat and savor its taste. - Author: Kevin Hearne
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#10. She called me her devil and I called her my everything. We clung to each other, sweaty, spent, and forever entwined. My starved heart and soul were gorged to the point of overflowing and every battle I'd ever fought felt like it had been nothing if this was my victory, being here with her. - Author: Jay Crownover
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#11. A fragrance is a veritable story, told and explained in scent, in notes, in impressions. It's a score based on the emotions of each instant, a captivating music of the senses. - Author: Alber Elbaz
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#12. The door opens and my new neighbor is a vampire. He's nearly a foot taller than me. Unruly ink-black hair, and a face made of knife angles. If I were obnoxious, I might use the term shockingly attractive . Or terrifyingly handsome . Holy mother of balls would also be an option. - Author: Eva Morgan
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#13. If we are not able to fix the Lord firmly in our hearts, even a lifetime of temple-going does not do us any good. - Author: Mata Amritanandamayi
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