Top 15 Funny New England Quotes

#1. Method is the arithmetic of success.

Josh Billings

Funny New England Quotes #74297
#2. Life is mundane without the new and unexpected. I guess that has been and continues to be my downfall ... I'm constantly searching ...

Adria J. Cimino

Funny New England Quotes #199928
#3. It's me, it's been me all along and I might have saved your life, but I would be nothing if it wasn't for you. I would be just another mech-droid and I wouldn't know what's like to love someone so much I would give up everything for them.

Marissa Meyer

Funny New England Quotes #234534
#4. I have a music career as well, so I was going to either be an actress or a musician. Then, I did both. But, I was always going to do something creative.

Zooey Deschanel

Funny New England Quotes #267423
#5. Philosophy, as we use the word, is a fight against the fascination which forms of expression exert upon us.

Ludwig Wittgenstein

Funny New England Quotes #304292
#6. My parents were from New England. It's very funny, but when I grew up, you always had to say, 'Yes, ma'am' and 'Yes, sir.'

Cy Twombly

Funny New England Quotes #351864
#7. By the laws of the land, people who come looking for jobs in America are illegal. But by the laws of economics, they are following the logic and laws of economics when they leave Guatemala and go to Mexico, leave Mexico and come to the U.S., leave Africa and go to Spain and Europe looking for jobs.

Benjamin Barber

Funny New England Quotes #368565
#8. 59% of all suicides are actually botched murder-suicides performed by dyslexics.

Dana Gould

Funny New England Quotes #525482
#9. Some records are going to be bigger than others. You're always going to be compared to your biggest record.

Howie Dorough

Funny New England Quotes #1000732
#10. I'll tell you what's more important than all the commentaries in your library: prayer.

Mark Dever

Funny New England Quotes #1215016
#11. 'The Talk-Funny Girl' opens with a glum picture of a desperately poor rural New England family. Poverty has so brutalized the family that the ordinary laws and rules governing humanity have eroded, turning systems of behavior upside down.

Carolyn See

Funny New England Quotes #1486321
#12. Its pretty warm out here for a coat.' Jessica said, an eyebrow lifted at him.
'i'm willing to suffer for style.

Olivia Cunning

Funny New England Quotes #1555851
#13. Ever since you're little you hear this: 'The pilgrims left England to escape religious persecution and sneak religious freedom into the new world.' But even when you're little you're like, 'Umm.. Bullsh*t?'

Greg Proops

Funny New England Quotes #1648438
#14. So had begun and had ended a sincere effort to be of public service on the part of a well-intentioned but unreflecting and over-comfortable

Anton Chekhov

Funny New England Quotes #1668203
#15. I have seen your heart, and it is mine.

J.K. Rowling

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