Top 12 Funny New Age Quotes

#1. Why might not the world WHICH CONCERNS US - be a fiction?

Friedrich Nietzsche

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#2. The natural role of twentieth-century man is anxiety.

Norman Mailer

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#3. When I was a kid, I would come home from school, throw my bag, go out to play. My daughter comes home from school, throws her bag, goes to play, but sitting in front of the computer because their definition of play has changed. They don't go out to play. They play on the computer with their friends.

Indra Nooyi

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#4. Ignorance is a blessing as much as it is a curse. You can't crave what you don't know exists. The

Kandi Steiner

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#5. Until you know how to change yourself for the better, you cannot change others.

Debasish Mridha

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#6. I want to do more. I'm never satisfied with what I've done.

Shannon Hoon

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#7. Put your toong in your purse.

John Heywood

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#8. If a great man falls and remains great as he lies, people no more despise him than they stamp on a fallen temple, which the devout still worship as much as when it was standing.

Seneca.

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#9. Taking a shuttle or even paying for a taxi to a rental office that's a few miles away from the airport can mean a lower rate - 50 percent lower is common - for the same car, from the same company, for the same length of time. Many companies run free shuttles from some of the major airports.

Jean Chatzky

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#10. What is memory foam? How does it remember things? Does it have its own brain?" Edilyn
"You wouldn't believe me if I told you. Suffice it to say, it's something future man will thank modern science for. There's also a toilet in the bathroom." Virag
"A what in the who?" Edilyn

Sherrilyn Kenyon

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#11. Train that bitch to love you, a bitch like that, she's the type you have to train, and even then, she'll still try to fuck around on you and test the boundaries, unless you have something no other man has, but to her you're a dick, and her she likes big dicks and muscular men, I can tell.

Stephen Demone

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#12. His wardrobe was extensive-very extensive-not strictly classical perhaps, not quite new, nor did it contain any one garment made precisely after the fashion of any age or time, but everything was more or less spangled; and what can be prettier than spangles!

Charles Dickens

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