Top 10 Funny Nerd Jokes Quotes

#1. In life, you can learn a lot by simply watching the water.

Lionel Suggs

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#2. No mighty trance, or breathed spell Inspires the pale-eyed priest from the prophetic cell.

John Milton

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#3. encourage lots of risk and failure. Some

Jim Foster

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#4. With 'Urban Secrets,' I just really liked the idea of wandering around chatting to people.

Alan Cumming

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#5. One of the things that I've come to understand is that as I talk a lot about Picard, what I find is that I'm talking about myself.

Patrick Stewart

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#6. I hope you know that I will never let you go. Even if shit gets bad, I'm not letting you go. I will fucking kill anything or anyone that comes between us if I have to. And if you ever think about walking away, you'll have a fucking fight on your hands, babe.

Nina Levine

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#7. If ever you are passing my way," said Bilbo, "don't wait to knock! Tea is at four; but any of you are welcome at any time!

J.R.R. Tolkien

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#8. Free Will : "I made you think so."
Predestination: "I knew you had to.

Toba Beta

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#9. Steaming is a great way to cook any firm fleshed fish, but it's often overlooked by the home cook.

Tom Douglas

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#10. The first method for estimating the intelligence of a ruler is to look at the men he has around him.

Niccolo Machiavelli

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