Top 15 Funny Naughty List Quotes

#1. I am still alone, broken and small, the butterfly fighting for life in the grass.

Marie Lu

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#2. When you sweeten your knowledge and experience with your thoughts, it becomes your wisdom.

Debasish Mridha

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#3. The heavens are nobly eloquent of the Deity, and the most magnificent heralds of their Maker's praise.

James Hervey

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#4. Alex the waiter was on my Spank Naughty list in third place, right after Henry Calvill the actor, then Henry Calvill as Superman. He was proof that God existed, and that God loved straight women.

Penny Reid

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#5. Charly Cruz asked him if he liked Spike Lee. Yes, said Fate, although he didn't really.
"He seems Mexican," said Charly Cruz.
"Maybe," said Fate. "That's an interesting way to look at it."
"And what about Woody Allen?"
"I like him," said Fate.
"He seems Mexican too ...

Roberto Bolano

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#6. Reality went out the window the moment we started mediating sensory input through a nervous system. You want to actually perceive the universe directly, without any stupid scribbles or model-building? Become a protozoan.

Peter Watts

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#7. Reinette: One may tolerate a world of demons for the sake of an angel.

Steven Moffat

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#8. Ministers often preach about the Gospel instead of preaching the Gospel. They often preach about sinners instead of preaching to them.

Charles Grandison Finney

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#9. This would be so much easier if they actually issued black hoods,

Rachel Vincent

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#10. We're like a gardener with a hose and our attention is water - we can water flowers or we can water weeds.

Josh Radnor

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#11. I learnt that popular opinion is not necessarily the right opinion.

Israelmore Ayivor

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#12. The real problem is not why some pious, humble, believing people suffer, but why some do not.

C.S. Lewis

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#13. It would be a lot different for me because there is a lot of information that you need to know about as a player. How pitchers are pitching you, how defenses are playing, certain situations about certain pitchers.

Ernie Banks

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#14. Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence.

Hal Borland

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#15. Good times make bad policy. - Mohammad Sadli, economic adviser to Indonesia's General Suharto2

Naomi Klein

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