Top 11 Funny Nail Picture Quotes

#1. I feel lucky that I didn't have to give up music in exchange for getting clean. I wouldn't recommend that anyone else continue to DJ while they're getting clean.

Larry Tee

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#2. Time will always smile at you, even when it's ripping you of the days and nights of your life.

Cameron Jace

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#3. To the world, I'm Bow Wow. When I leave here and I go to L.A., and I go to my daughter's house and I sit with her, I feel like Shad. I'm not Bow; I'm 'Daddy.' It's, like, the illest feeling in the world. I feel like I'm away from everything.

Bow Wow

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#4. Work-get paid; don't work-don't get paid. Everybody is on commission

Dave Ramsey

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#5. Copyright Promotes Creativity by Proscribing the Right to Copy

Kalyan C. Kankanala

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#6. The Treorchy Male Choir - the very name is a song! May I thank the Choir, past and present, for all the glorious music-making they have shared with us.

Glenda Jackson

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#7. Whether it be the heart to conceive, the understanding to direct, or the hand to execute.

Junius

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#8. I will not be a sight gag for anybody. I will not do anything degrading to myself or other fat people.

Darlene Cates

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#9. We do not stop working and playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop working and playing.

Zig Ziglar

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#10. You can put me down now," I grump.
"I don't know. It's a lot easier to save your ass when I have it riding on my shoulder.

A.G. Howard

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#11. You really do have some pretty fancy words lately."
"Yeah." He put the mistletoe in his pocket and pulled her in closer. "And here's three more ... I love you.

Jill Shalvis

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