Funny Mystery Spot Quotes

#1. We're not winning because of talent. We're just beating bad teams.

Michael Jordan

#2. Cat got your tongue? And what a lovely tongue it is. I know. It licked every inch of me. Repeatedly. For months, He purred but with steel in the velvet

Karen Marie Moning

#3. One of the most surreal moments in this election was after the third debate, when I heard a talking head say, Al Gore won on substance, on the issues. But you have to give the victory to Bush because he seems presidential.

Bradley Whitford

#4. There's 3 types of fans. There's the ones that scream, the ones that want to talk to you and the ones that don't speak at all.

Zayn Malik

#5. Marvin started his ironical humming again. Zaphod hit him and he shut up.

Douglas Adams

#6. She continued to tentative finger her tight little puss with her one finger. She could feel her hymen and understood that that was what made her a virgin.

Anonymous

#7. It would be unwise to say the least, irresponsible of us at the TSA, at the Homeland Security Department not to evolve our technology to match the changing threat environment that we inhabit.

Janet Napolitano

#8. I don't spend my time pontificating about high-concept things; I spend my time solving engineering and manufacturing problems.

Elon Musk