Top 13 Funny Muse Quotes

#1. You think this is funny?" I snorted. "You would. Your sense of humor is so dark, even the lesser demons don't get you.

Pippa DaCosta

Funny Muse Quotes #25477
#2. Comfort eating or pure greed? Most likely a mixture of both. Pieces of cake or biscuits or chocolate could instantly sweeten the sourness of my life. If you have been called gay all day in the playground, a cake when you returned home from school offered some consolation. A fairy cake of course.

David Walliams

Funny Muse Quotes #289717
#3. She then turns to Clint. "That being said, if something happens to you, like you faint, we will kick you to the side and keep going.

Hope Jahren

Funny Muse Quotes #337758
#4. I think boring is a team that plays at home and can not score a goal.

Jose Mourinho

Funny Muse Quotes #565278
#5. You've got an awfully kissable mouth.

F Scott Fitzgerald

Funny Muse Quotes #567461
#6. When I was young, I didn't want to do traditional painting and calligraphy. I deliberately wanted to separate from my father so I could feel I existed myself.

Cai Guo-Qiang

Funny Muse Quotes #612384
#7. She was no longer a shy Second Assistant Librarian. She was the Abhorsen-in-Waiting.

Garth Nix

Funny Muse Quotes #1080193
#8. Often the inspiration to write music comes from the voices in your head. You're not crazy. Just be thankful they are not making you rescue people in 20-degree weather at 2:30 in the morning in the forest.

Shannon L. Alder

Funny Muse Quotes #1200054
#9. I get a kick out of cursing people for life on Sundays.

Emily Kirby

Funny Muse Quotes #1243410
#10. Children wear their natures like brightly-colored clothes; that's why they lie so transparently. Adulthood is the art of deceit.

Robert Charles Wilson

Funny Muse Quotes #1449615
#11. I wish you knew how I value you; and what an inexpressible blessing it is to have one whom one can always trust, one always the same, always ready to give comfort, sympathy and the best advice. God bless you, my dear, you are too good for me.' -Charles to Emma, 1859

Deborah Heiligman

Funny Muse Quotes #1547020
#12. There is something brittle in me that will break before it bends. Perhaps if the [the enemy] had brought a smaller army I might have had the sense to run. But he overdid it.

Mark Lawrence

Funny Muse Quotes #1598290
#13. Horatio Lyle hit the floor, the floor hit him, and the floor came out the winner. It was in times like these, he told himself, when Newton's Second Law really made its point.

Catherine Webb

Funny Muse Quotes #1722907

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