Funny Multiple Personality Disorder Quotes

#1. I'm so single. It's funny. I'm usually a relationship girl. I love being in love and having a partner in crime. But it's good to be your own partner in crime. God, that makes me sound like I have multiple-personality disorder.

Brittany Snow

#2. To whatever degree we are alert, aware, to that degree we are living

Sri Sri Ravi Shankar

#3. Honor, without money, is a mere malady.

Jean Racine

#4. Stronger than alcohol, vaster than poetry,
Ferment the freckled red bitterness of love!

Arthur Rimbaud

#5. In souls filled with love, the desire to please God is continual prayer.

John Wesley

#6. As we are a doomed race, chained to a sinking ship, as the whole thing is a bad joke, let us, at any rate, do our part; mitigate the suffering of our fellow-prisoners; decorate the dungeon with flowers and air-cushions; be as decent as we possibly can.

Virginia Woolf

#7. We probably in hell already, our dumb asses not knowing.

Tupac Shakur

#8. The best way to help the poor is the provide them property rights.

Liu Junning

#9. If a ballplayer is satisfied, he's going to slip. You have to keep fighting to improve.

Nellie Fox

#10. You can go out and you can run ads all day long on Donald Trump and what he says about women, and you haven't even gotten close to separating his supporters from him, 'cause that's not why they're there.

Rush Limbaugh

#11. I've found that it's easier to be pleasant when there's less need to be so.

Suzanne Enoch

#12. At the front, people die for their mistakes. Why should politicians be more gently treated? They made the war. They deserve a dozen deaths, each of them. What can we try them for, except for treason, and how can you punish treason, except by death?

Hilary Mantel

#13. I remember thinking, when I was playing Hedda Gabler, that several sequences of the play were utterly absurd.

Cate Blanchett

#14. I tried to take it slow, give you time to wrap your head around this. But I'm done playing nice... I'm taking what I want. I'm taking what's mine," he growled harshly behind my ear.

J.C. Grant

#15. The moment was surreal. A sometimes-autistic young man with two identities lecturing a room full of zombies on feelings and realities.

Jonathan Friesen