Funny Mr Bean Quotes

#1. I find this corpse guilty of carrying a concealed weapon and I fine it $40.

Roy Bean

#2. Maybe I'm more drawn to those kind of parts because they are meaningful to me. I mean, more parent-y ones, I find them interesting to do.

Joan Cusack

#3. Being holiday, the beggar's shop is shut.

William Shakespeare

#4. Cheap matter offered they to boyish wit,

William Wordsworth

#5. Sales and marketing need to be joined at the hip, and aligned around the customer.

Donal Daly

#6. I'd watch your mouth", he said, tilting his head as he looked at my ID."The last lunker who laughed at her picture spent the night in the emergency room with a drink umbrella jammed up his nose".

Kim Harrison

#7. If heaven was created only for the most stupid clown, then Mr Bean could have been the only righteous man on earth.

Michael Bassey Johnson

#8. I have gotten a couple of letters meant for Mr. Bean aka Rowan Atkinson. These letters would say things like, 'You're so funny, you make me laugh, with your big rubbery face,' and I would say, 'You can't mean me!'

Sean Bean

#9. You know, the funny thing about Lorne and that show is that, you can go over one million things, but in a business of bean counters, he still likes to laugh at small things and creates a show around it.

Colin Quinn

#10. One time, I was so hungry, I ate the beans in a bean bag chair.

George Lopez

#11. One of the roles I hold really close to my heart is a small 'under-five' role I did on 'The Young and the Restless.' I think I did about four episodes and it meant so much to me, simply because it was my mom's all-time favorite soap.

Emayatzy Corinealdi

#12. To be conformed to the one who has become human - that is what being really human means.[77.]

Dietrich Bonhoeffer

#13. The brain is biology's greatest challenge. Perhaps in a sense it is the greatest challenge for science as a whole, beyond moon landings, the ultimate particles of the physicist and the depths of astronomical space.

Steven Rose

#14. You honor our humble abode,' said Bean.
'I do, don't I,' said Peter with a smile.

Orson Scott Card

#15. Jesus has made Himself the Bread of Life to give us life. Night and day, He is there. If you really want to grow in love, come back to the Eucharist, come back to that Adoration.

Mother Teresa

#16. It's real for us

J.K. Rowling