Funny Mothers Day Quotes

#1. I always wanted to write movies that I'd direct. I didn't come at it from a writing standpoint more than a directing standpoint, except that growing up, I didn't have the opportunity to shoot as much as I did to write. - Author: Noah Baumbach

#2. Your children are French-born citizens," the policeman said. "You may leave them here. They're not on my list. - Author: Kristin Hannah

#3. Better to have steel to hand and find no trouble than find yourself in trouble with no steel to hand. - Author: Joe Abercrombie

#4. Mothers do, every day. It's funny, Bo, how a woman can bring two children into the world, raise them up the same way - the same rules and values, indulgences and disciplines. And still two separate people come out of it all. - Author: Nora Roberts

#5. Here before us was sufficient evidence to show that it really was an entrance to a tomb, and by the seals, to all outward appearances that it was intact. - Author: Howard Carter

#6. Three months later, on September 5, 2001, at a pro-am event preceding the Canadian Open at the Royal Montreal Golf Club, I was invited to play a round with Tiger Woods. Nothing in the game of politics had ever been as nerve-racking as that game of golf. - Author: Jean Chretien

#7. What's surprising to me now is that now that I'm talking to a lot of women about this, so many women are doing this. Straight women, lesbian women, bisexual women, poor women, White women, immigrant women. This does not affect one group. - Author: Staceyann Chin

#8. Religion says "Do." Grace says "Done" because Jesus said "It is finished." - Author: Gary Kinnaman

#9. A GIANT SMILE spread across Pops's face when they entered the Blend bar. "What?" Wendy asked. "More cougars on those bar stools than on the Discovery Channel." The - Author: Harlan Coben

#10. Never submit we are all equals - Author: Heather Nelson

#11. Parenthood is the passing of a baton, followed by a lifelong disagreement as to who dropped it. - Author: Robert Breault

#12. I was born in New York, but I was only here for two months. My parents are German, and I grew up in Germany for my first 10 years. - Author: Peter Hermann

#13. I'm never doing anything by rote. I'm only on thin ice, and I think that that's a good place to be. I feel like when you push yourself like that, the rewards can be pretty great. - Author: Patrick DeWitt