Top 9 Funny Morning Walk Quotes

#1. If an opportunity does not knock why not build a door?

Gloria D. Gonsalves

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#2. Would you respect a God you could comprehend? And yet very often that's what we want - a God who reflects our culture, our biases, our economic, political, and military systems.

Richard Rohr

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#3. On the morning appointed for Admiral Croft and Mrs. Croft's seeing Kellynch-hall, Anne found it most natural to take her almost daily walk to Lady Russell, and keep out of the way till all was over; when she found it most natural to be sorry that she had missed the opportunity of seeing them.

Jane Austen

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#4. I refuse to live in a constant fighting match, Landon. It will not do!'
'And I've tried living without you, and it just won't do!

J.L. Sheppard

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#5. MRS. ALLONBY. Curious thing, plain women are always jealous of their husbands, beautiful women never are!
LORD ILLINGWORTH. Beautiful women never have time. They are always so occupied in being jealous of other people's husbands.

Oscar Wilde

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#6. You're going to fall down in this life - everybody dies. But you be the kind of person who doesn't stay down for long. Get back on your feet and keep going no matter what.

Joan Bauer

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#7. ...as if she'd been taking showers in liquid moonlight.

Rick Riordan

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#8. Mothers are like dungeons. Some really stink and you'll do anything to avoid them. And some are lush sanctuaries filled with gold, jewels, and butterscotch schnapps-spiked Nestle Nesquik.

Shelly Mazzanoble

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#9. It's more important to hire people with the right qualities than with specific experience.

J. Willard Marriott

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