Funny Monkeys Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 28 Funny Monkeys Quotes

#1. I'd much rather a monkey throws a blanket instead of a brick. - Author: Nicole McKay
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#2. "More fun than a barrel of monkeys." Has anyone ever stopped to think how cranky, if not downright vicious, a barrelful of monkeys would be, especially once released from the barrel? - Author: Tom Shales
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#3. The thought of Kate having that sort of experience, of another man touching her, created a vague knot in his chest. He'd far rather imagine her as virginal and untouched, waiting for him to be her Prince Charming. Damn, he had it bad. - Author: Aden Lowe
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#4. You go back to the 17th century, the commercial and industrial centers of the world were China and India. - Author: Noam Chomsky
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#5. I believe that interest in heroes is universal and eternal. - Author: Norman Spinrad
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#6. In Taiji, the town was malefic and the people could be horrid, but the cove's most demanding challenges were personal ones: How do you survive your own sadness? - Author: Susan Casey
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#7. I'm still finding my legs, performance-wise, being up there by myself. I think I have a bit of proving myself ahead of me. - Author: Natalie Maines
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#8. When a monkey nibbles on a weenis, it's funny in any language. - Author: Alan Garner
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#9. The number one job facing the middle class, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: jobs. J-O-B-S. - Author: Joe Biden
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#10. If you could cross a lion and a monkey, that's what I'd be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong. - Author: Marlon Wayans
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#11. As long as man remains an inquiring animal, there can never be a complete unanimity in our fundamental beliefs. The more diverse our paths, the greater is likely to be the divergence of beliefs. - Author: Arthur Keith
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#12. Even monkeys recognize each other - Author: Jennifer Niven
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#13. I do feel that houses have faces - and feelings too. - Author: Alanna Knight
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#14. All right, funny man. Some of the shite I've seen in the last couple o' years makes AIDS monkeys sound downright sensible. - Author: Garth Ennis
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#15. [I don't get it. You guys look down on chimps for flinging their own poo but you think it's fine to fling other kinds of poo around? I mean, you get opposable thumbs and this is what you do with them?] - Author: Kevin Hearne
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#16. North Korea is the country that the monkeys in the Wizard of Oz came from. - Author: Lewis Black
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#17. You can unlock spiritual things only from within. - Author: Richard Rohr
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#18. Let's do it. Monkeys are always funny. You pretty much can't go wrong with a monkey, right? Hi paused. Well unless that monkey wants you dead, or does needle drugs or something. Then it's wrong, and a bad monkey. - Author: Kathy Reichs
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#19. May your feet ever walk in the light of two suns ... and may the moonshadow never fall on you ... - Author: Robert Fanney
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#20. I've never said flange to a monkey! - Author: Russell Howard
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#21. Are you Stupid?"
"Huh?"
"Hotoba-san, Even if you are far away the sky i always connected. Friends are friend no matter where you are. Change isn't so bad ... I was scared of change too. We're both scared. Lets be friend ... okay? - Author: Peach-Pit
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#22. right; maybe once you stripped away the rationalizations, it always came down to a simple matter of escape. An escape from poverty or boredom or crime or the shackles of your skin. - Author: Barack Obama
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#23. Many people turn to alcohol to try to drown the [cries] and longings of the soul. Others attempt to quiet the longings of their souls in other ways. Nothing but God ever completely satisfies, because the soul is made for God. - Author: Billy Graham
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#24. A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost. She should go far. The sooner she starts, the better. The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of its behind. - Author: Joseph Stilwell
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#25. The despicable crone known as Mombi stands accused of high witchery, gross dishonesty, untold crimes against monkeys, outrageous trespassing, and general unpleasantness. Also, she is extremely unattractive. Miss Amy, do you speak for the witch? - Author: Danielle Paige
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#26. Welcome back, my cheeky wee monkeys. - Author: Craig Ferguson
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#27. There's a lot more future in hamburgers than in baseball. - Author: Ray Kroc
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#28. Monkeys
What! His partner said.
Monkeys are funny, said Peabody.'So why didn't we we pick monkeys.
His partner sighed and shook his head with sad dismay.
Monkeys? Jesus.
Monkeys' idea of fun is throwing their shit at you. Monkeys always take the joke a step too far. - Author: Toby Barlow
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