Top 17 Funny Moment With Friends Quotes

#1. The difference between punishment and discipline is a powerful child.

Danny Silk

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#2. Think your mother will let me drive you to school tomorrow? Now that we're all friends and united by a belief in the careful use of contraception?"
My cheeks burn, the memory of my mother's mortifying behavior distracting me for a moment. "Yes," I mumble. "I think so.

Stacey Jay

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#3. The same feeling you get from succeeding is the same feeling I get from failing, now imagine what happens when I win.

Behdad Sami

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#4. How long you gonna keep her in your life? You know how dangerous it is for her physically, not to mention emotionally. You can't offer her what she needs, so sooner rather than later, you are going to have to let her go.

Inger Iversen

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#5. Her friends say she is very funny. At a family dinner, she stood to go, and the footman very properly pulled her chair away. At that moment I asked her a question and she sat down again, except there was no chair. Everyone, including the Queen, laughed and laughed.

Prince Andrew

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#6. The whole Poghril tribe had died out from famine except for one last man who died of cholesterol poisoning some weeks later.

Douglas Adams

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#7. We must endure the ignorant to protect the liberty of the majority.

James D. Best

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#8. The best manners are stained by haughtiness.

Claudius Claudianus

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#9. Gliding down the bike path on a Saturday morning, you whip by somebody peddling in the opposite direction and give each other a nod. For a moment it's like Hey, we're both doing the same thing. Let's be friends for a second.

Neil Pasricha

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#10. Life as an astronaut in space is a very interesting one. There are things we all take for granted here on earth, like gravity, that can make things a bit challenging. One of the fun things about getting here is the zero gravity and floating around. But it also makes things very difficult.

Kevin A. Ford

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#11. He wants you all to Himself to put His loving, divine arms around you.

Charles Stanley

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#12. Welcome to the X-Files meets The Twilight Zone meets the Information Superhighway.

James Patterson

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#13. It's a Thing thing. You wouldn't understand.

Rick Riordan

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#14. When the two men were ten yards apart, the Red Viper stopped and called out, "Have they told you who I am?"
Ser Gregor grunted through his breaths. "Some dead man.

George R R Martin

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#15. He kept telling and I kept repeating "I Know" sometimes people doesn't need answers, they just need you to hear them what they say, make them that they are heard, Vijay was like that, he doesn't need any one sympathizing to him, he just needed people to listen to him.

Shaikh Ashraf

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#16. Then the room relaxed in cheers and babbling, and she turned in his arms to kiss him hard and cling to him, and he thought perhaps it didn't matter that they faced in opposite directions - so long as they faced each other.'

Roger Wakefield {Drums Of Autumn}

Diana Gabaldon

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#17. It's fun to buy make-up online. It's even more fun to go into a store and buy it.

Jane Lauder

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