Funny Mission Statement Quotes

#1. If there is a political cause, then there has to be a political solution.

Jonathan Powell

#2. Like a lot of black people, I grew up straight po'. Wasn't no question about whether we was po', either. If you really wanted to know, all you had to do was look in our refrigerator.

Bernie Mac

#3. What took you so long? Waiting for Buddha?

Victor Robert Lee

#4. As the years drew on it was the fear of nothingness in her life that affected her.

D.H. Lawrence

#5. I am not snotty!" I nearly yelped.
He leaned back on his elbows, a wicked smile on his face. "Please.The first day I met you,you practically had a layer of permafrost covering you.

Rachel Hawkins

#6. Not when truth is dirty, but when it is shallow, does the enlightened man dislike to wade into its waters

Friedrich Nietzsche

#7. How short is human life! the very breath
Which frames my words accelerates my death.

Hannah More

#8. Ah, Proph." Tom paused. "You did have a nightmare last night."
"And here I thought maybe I dreamed it," Prophet muttered sarcastically.

S.E. Jakes

#9. Worry is essentially a misuse of imagination.

Alex Faickney Osborn

#10. Throughout my career, I fed off the fuel of people not being able to understand me.

Eminem

#11. We should not say how's business, but where is business

Thomas Dewar, 1st Baron Dewar

#12. Every job feels like my first.

Kelly Reilly